Advice on Afghanistan From an Expert
- Know when to hold them.
- Know when to fold them.
- Know when to walk away.
- Know when to run.
- Never count your money when you’re sitting at the table. There will be time enough for counting when the dealings done.
- The secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep. Because every hand’s a winner and every hand’s a loser and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.

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